June 2012
groovymuttations:
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
May 2012
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears