Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Anonymous asked: heyya. We reblog eachother a ton, but I've never really taken the time to say hi. so hai.
Anonymous asked: I love you. You're beautiful.
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
drarna: yes hello police? there was a porn gif on my dashboard and im under 18. i’m turning myself in.
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
nyantw4t: Everyone has that girl in their class that always sings and you’re just like
flipphones: there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
brainbowunicorn: sucha-retardis: sucha-retardis: what’s the best thing about living in switzerland well the flag is a big plus
princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face